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casually tweeting with Vicky Pattison…

casually tweeting with Vicky Pattison…

FML

seriously though… two days ago I was in the kitchen cooking, and I was reading the recipe on my phone, I opened up the cabinet to fetch some ingredients.. what happens?! some jar fell out, landed on my phone and it broke the screen. And people always have broken screens and can still use their phones.. BUT I CAN’T! MINE IS TOTALLY DONE. If i want to get it fixed it’ll cost over 200 euros. fuck that shit!

Now I’ve lent an old smartphone of a friend of mine, and what do I do? DROP IT IN THE FUCKING TEA…. WHO DOES THAT? broke two phones within two days!!! Now that one is laying in a bowl of rice, and i hope it is going to work again.

A mother of a friend of mine has a brand new smartphone for me, for 100 euros. But i don’t have the money until payday, at the end of this month… WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO NOW? 

FML….

From Bump to Buzz

best mum and dad in the world

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

DONT GO BACON MY HEART

I COULDNT IF I FRIED

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Jake Johnson on The Late Show With David Letterman

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nicholasmller:

reasons jake johnson is my favorite person (part 263768434576)

hahahahahah awwww nick! 

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