My best friend always screams: I’LL SLAP YOU ON YOUR CUNT! well… it’s best if someone comes to slap me on my cunt!
Sometime’s I can be such a dumbass.. I told you guys before, that my bf left for 3 months to go to England for internship. there’s 3 weeks and 2 days until he get’s back. And for the last 3 weeks he’s being transferred to another location. And i’m all like: WHY ARE THEY TRANSFERRING YOU?! CAN’T YOU JUST COME HOME INSTEAD, IT’S BEEN LONG ENOUGH!! and he tell’s me he can’t and i’m making a huge deal about it and all… BUT HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. if he doesn’t do what he’s told they won’t let him pass his internship… so SOMEONE COME SLAP MY CUNT!!